Hey-o! (Not to be confused with “Hey, Ya!” which you’ll now have stuck in your head for three days because no one writes a better earworm than Outkast.)
As promised, I’m here to deliver the final installment of the How to Become Something You’re Not (and Why You Should) series (check out parts one, two, and three if you missed them!).[…]
Read MoreThat's the question churning endlessly through many of our minds.
Last week, I read a tweet from Linsey Levy that said, “Yes, where are the 42 emails from every company I’ve ever done business with telling me how they’re fighting racism.”[…]
It finally happened. I hit my Corona cracking point last week.
It had been an interesting revelation when the world turned topsy-turvy and my lifestyle didn’t change all that much (introversion for the win!) […]
Read MoreWe live in a world of mindboggling cognitive dissonance.
On the one hand, we’re constantly told we must conform to the never-ending and ever-evolving list of things we must change about ourselves, lest we be seen as sewer-dwelling mutants who didn’t use their quarantine time to do the teeth whitening challenge. […]
Read MoreThere are certain things that get a bad rap that they don’t always deserve. Potatoes. Gen Z. Pitbulls (Not to be confused with Pitbull, who deserves the bad rap ß see what I did there?... yeah, I’ll show myself out.)
And Burnout. […]
Read MoreDon’t wanna. The blahs. Semi-annual BOGO sale on existential crises. Ennui (when your boring but also French). Stuck. In. The. Suck. […]
Read MoreA GRUMPY, SWEARY GREMLIN. That is what I’ve become. You see, there is this incredible local bakery (insert drooling emoji) that has found a way to continue providing deliciousness to the community. You order ahead online, drive to the bakery, flip on your headlights, and someone runs or, get this, rollerblades out and leaves the box of edible magic on your car. A carhop bakery! […]
Read MoreI really wanna embed that gif (pronounced gif, not gif) of the expanding and contracting octagon that reminds you to breathe because I’ve literally forgotten how. *exhales through nose like a cartoon bull* […]
Read MoreThere is some legit scary stuff going on outside our windows. And we’re living in this surreal landscape of never really knowing if we’re over- or under-reacting from one minute to the next. It’s like a fever dream where a hot dude handing you a Mai Tai on the beach suddenly turns into a creepy clown handing you a dead thing—and you’re immediately all about that social distancing as you run away screaming. […]
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